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My girlfriend works at Mcdonalds. I haven't seen your butt in 2 years so you can't tell my girlfriend anything

I have huge eyes. They're brown.

The person below me loves cookies.

Underworld
Queen of the Damned
Constantine
Edward Scissorhands
Exorcist: The Beginning

I like your butt. And I just can't get enough of those mcdonalds salt fries.

The person below me has a tractor.

I'm only hyperactive when I get sleepy. That also makes me weird.

The person below me has no butt. None at all.

Sonic bothers my stomach.

toilet

Tater Tot

Waffle

Gooey

5 beans and a burrito. That cures everything.

Why does bigfoot like your house, Kasper?