When all of a sudden that darn elephant grabs me with his trunk. I yell "Goldarnit elephant! What do you want!" You know what he said? He said "I-i need about treefiddy"
"Tree Fiddy!!" I yelled. I couldn't give him treefiddy because I only had a dollar! So I gave him a dollar . . . BIG MISTAKE!
Ace thought about this for awhile then said, "You know what? Your right. I'm Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. So, how much to get this elephant out of your house?"
One person's craziness, is another person's reality. ~ Tim Burton