Resume a story!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:58 pm

and ate some carrots instead

fluffy

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:37 pm

When all of a sudden that darn elephant grabs me with his trunk. I yell "Goldarnit elephant! What do you want!" You know what he said? He said "I-i need about treefiddy"
"Tree Fiddy!!" I yelled. I couldn't give him treefiddy because I only had a dollar! So I gave him a dollar . . . BIG MISTAKE!

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:18 pm

He got really mad and shook me. He shook me so hard, he gave me whiplash.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:12 am

So I took my buck back. No one likes an ungrateful pachyderm.

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:00 am

He was so mad, he went on a rampage!

jimlover · Post by **jimlover** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:46 pm

Then he started to dance on my wooden floor.

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:33 pm

he danced so hard that the wodden floor cracked!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:36 pm

I said, "That's it! I'm calling Animal Control."

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:28 pm

And in walked Walter Sparrow, carreying a grappler........

fluffy

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:19 pm

Closely followed by Ace Ventura. . . pet detective.

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:41 pm

When I saw Ace, I just couldn't believe my eyes.

Then, he came up to me.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:49 pm

He turned around bent over and said, "Elephants are too big for me to handle."

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:21 pm

It was like I died and went to heaven. So I told him, "You can handle anything, your Ace Ventura, the one and only."

Laura Laing · Post by **Laura Laing** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:31 pm

"I know you've handled rinos before, so I'm sure you can handle an elephant". "PPPPPLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE help"!

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:04 pm

Ace thought about this for awhile then said, "You know what? Your right. I'm Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. So, how much to get this elephant out of your house?"