Matchmaker

[fluffy]

LMAO........i've just discovered the programme Millionaire Matchmaker......OMG, where do they get those narcissistic, vacuous, status crazy twats?............i dunno who are worse, the 'millionaires' or the gold (m&f) diggers.......i can understand why the likes of Jim would be very wary of women, if the ones on that show are anything to go on........
there was one couple i thought might work though......she was loaded and wanted a a bloke to make her laugh. He was very easy going and funny and took her to a sex museum for a first date.That looked like a lot of fun and broke the ice.....
if you were a matchmaker, which A/B/C lister would you hook Jim up with on a date? ( you can't put your own name down and the 'date' must be single)

[Catherine]

Hahaghga that's a Looney toon laugh by mistake I meant to say ahahasha not it, try this again ahahaha that's Berta....well I ain't about ta name no 1.2.3 bimbettes but I do have a great idea
Soon as I think of one two or three of em I letcha no

[Catherine]

Wait I have a great ideaJC should put all that is his possession in his daughter grandson and bro n sistas name, then make an announcent
For women only
Listen I am broke I gave all my belonging to a good cause
So if anyone out there remotely thinks I have a dollar for ya holla and get the frig away
Cause team Carrey and JCs angels gonna sicem some mean dogs on yo asses and u gonna b sad sorry, ain't no biatches gonnamess with my family jewels ever again

How's that sound?

[fluffy]

um, a wee bit scary actually......

[Catherine]

Ya your right
When I seriously think of someone for Jim I think of
Someone like a princess in a royal family
2 someone plain
3 no one at all
I mean if any matchmake for Jim maybe should start with here n his family
Sounds better PS I was just kidding before ya know

[fluffy]

lol......no probs...... re royal.............well Beatrice and Eugenie are still single i think, although they are a bit on the young side........lol......