Why I am not a cat person....

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:09 pm

What about government spies??? Hmm. . . gotta keep an eye peeled.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:25 pm

Jimenem wrote:What about government spies??? Hmm. . . gotta keep an eye peeled.

You are so right! They last time they came all they had to do was tickle me and spilled all my state secrets.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:08 pm

You mean about the aliens? Well. . . I gotta admit I didn't take those pictures. . . I spiked them from the FBI.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:52 pm

No, I've managed to keep the aliens secret. But the garage is small and they keep telling me they want to fly away home.

Well, they're either telling me that, or they are telling me that my arms look delicious and appetizing.

Anyhoo, the govt guys will NOT get me to blab about the trained homing seagulls.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:20 pm

lol.........do they look like the aliens in the Simpsons??

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:13 pm

Kinda....but not really.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:24 am

Re: The Cat

It's the darndest thing, closing the bedroom door completely does not impede her from meowing loudly under the door and knocking on it with her paw. And, oddly enough, that is just as efficient as stomping on me.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:25 am

That's because it tugs at your heartstrings.............

fluffy

thecablegal · Post by **thecablegal** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:35 am

My cat taps her nails on the door when she's in the garden. If that doesn't work, she hollers!
She keeps me awake at night when she's OUTSIDE!

She's a pain in the bum, but I love her!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:43 am

but it's so cute the way animals demand attention..be they cat's dog's or Iguana's.........lol............
They all have their little characters and Quirks..........it's why we love em'.........

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:56 am

Have I just been reduced to a pet-like entity?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:00 am

lol.................hey there's human qualities in animals and animal qualities in humans...........that's why i love them so much...........they are really funny.........
They make the tapestry of life all the more colourful i think............lol

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:52 am

tapestry shmapestry....

What does it mean when the cat comes up to you and says, "Meow" ?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:59 am

A meow can say a thousand cat words..................lol........

fluffy

usually feed me or play with me..............lol

thecablegal · Post by **thecablegal** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:18 am

Or "I've vomited on your bed, and I find it really funny" Of course