Let's get hot!!!!!!!.......lol

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:20 pm

quirky wrote:My mom said, and I quote: "Is he married?"

Did you tell her that the real Jim is out of reach at the moment BUT Flat Jim is available mondays and tuesdays for a low fee

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:24 pm

She's amused by flat Jim. We just curbed any lascivious thoughts with fresh strawberries on waffles.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:26 pm

lol............flat Ediies got competition i see.............lol

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:28 pm

Flat Jim doesn't leave the house.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:31 pm

you should laminate him........all that drooling is gonna play havoc with the paper..............lol

fluffy

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:34 pm

The pistachio pudding will ruin it too.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:34 pm

If I laminated him, he'd suffocate!

I don't want to be known as the one who offed Flat Jim.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:39 pm

Will there be little flat Quirkys running around the house in the near future?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:40 pm

but you can have long romantic baths with Flat Jim......or 'have' him in the shower if you made him waterproof. I know i'd like to luxuriate in the hot tub with Jim........

............even if i did have to be wary of paper cuts in delicate places........

fluffy

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:47 pm

cotton wrote:
Did you tell her that the real Jim is out of reach at the moment BUT Flat Jim is available mondays and tuesdays for a low fee

I beg to differ! Flat Jim doesn't charge. He's free... and available 24/7. Only I don't have a flat Jim. Anyone else not have a flat Jim, and why?

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:35 pm

Quirkys flat Jim is different tho. He can't be available all the time. He needs time to give free tours, help Quirky to make little flat Quirkys, join her in a pistachio pudding fight every now and then and help her take take of the alien baby she had not that long ago.lol

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:01 pm

I know this is all a joke...or it is? ....but to answer my own question, flat Jim wouldn't do it for me. That's why I haven't requested flat Jim in the mail. And I wonder if they have updated the picture? Jim looks more mature now, and I like his new look.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:08 pm

Of course we are kidding

No they haven't updated it yet. WHY SHOULD THEY IT IS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!!! GEEEZZZZ!!!!!

I am only joking Michele. I say the same thing too. Jim UPDATE YOUR PIC!!!lol

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:12 pm

No, but I think there is a bit of seriousness to every joke, even this one. Hence all the pictures of flat Jim, all over the place. It says something about ALL of us, I think.

I bug, no?
OK I'm going off now. Bye.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:19 pm

Hmmmm........ So you think that Quirky really does have a alien baby?