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Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:00 pm**

The ice cream breakfast is pretty darn good.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 am**

I would impress Jim by opening my mouth and talking to him without feeling self-concious, it's always hard for me to do that, once I do that, I think everything else would be able to flow properly

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:57 pm**

Sorry fluffy but I am still trying to figure out what I would do to impess him. What if I do something and he thinks I'm a jackass-

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:28 am**

I guess that's the chance everyone takes when they meet him........

But unless you're prepared to take chances you'll never know in life.........

regret is worse than failure............

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it's better to say i tried............(even if this is only for fun....lol)

fluffy

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:03 pm**

Okay here goes nothing...

I'd ask him what size he was in shirt dress size....then I'd make him wait one week- next time I'd see him I would suprise him with his own dress shirt sewn by me with the name LAMMY on the front pocket of his stylish dress shirt...I can make some sweet dress shirts-

If that ain't good enough for him then lets see-

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:42 pm**

Since I'm aware the guy has a house in Malibu and rides waves on a longboard, I'd watch him come ashore (if I ever found myself in Malibu watching him surf, that is) and say, "Dude, that sucked. Let me show you how to surf!" (I surf, and longboards are for wimps! hehe) I figure, no guy, regardless of fame or wealth, cannot resist a challenge from a girl!

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:16 pm**

I dunno, Fantastic.....men are funny about being "shown up" 'round these parts!!!!! In terms of reality I would have to say that IMPRESSING a man got me 16 years of confinement and a wounded spirit!!

But we're playing...ok....I would sing a song written just for him and accompany myself on the piano! Even my ex loved my voice and admired my "musical abilities"!!!

Do I win? What was the prize? Jim??? DO I WIN Jim?????

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:26 pm**

Janel wrote:I dunno, Fantastic.....men are funny about being "shown up" 'round these parts!!!!!

Bah! CHAUVINIST PIGS!!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:40 pm**

If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.

I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:06 pm**

What first impresion would that make

I'd pretend that I never heard of a Jim Carrey and when I see him- I'd totally treat him like a normal Joe-

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:40 am**

I would take JT with me. He would be impressed with two speechless people.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:08 am**

quirky wrote:If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.

I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."

I think that if you are wearing a short skirt when you do that he would be more impressed

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:38 am**

cotton wrote:
quirky wrote:If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.

I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."
I think that if you are wearing a short skirt when you do that he would be more impressed

What if it's a guy in a kilt?!

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:35 pm**

ok.............maybe i would write a really cheeky naughty poem for him.............lol

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but one that was very funny too.............lol.................

OMG i'm turning into Pam Ayres!!!!

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fluffy

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:55 pm**

mav wrote:I would take JT with me. He would be impressed with two speechless people.

*clears throat*

Jim Carrey Online

You have 1 chance to impress Jim...how do you do it....?