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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:20 pm
by Happygal
"Because you know the secret ingredents to the special sauce," said the fatest of the spears.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:34 pm
by quirky
"My Hollandaise sauce always CURDLES!" She lamented.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:43 pm
by gothichyppie
'It is because you cannot see the truth my child!', yelled the asparagus leader holding its fist in the air...
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:45 pm
by Happygal
"What is the truth?" she cried.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:14 pm
by quirky
"The truth is that for centuries, we asparagus have been mistreated...brutally cut down and then seared until our flesh was soft. But no more! We will rise up and conquer the planet.....hey, is that a food processor over there?"
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:30 pm
by lammy
Gosh, that is no food procesor, its a washing machine...crap and I was so hungry! Never the less-
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:44 pm
by Happygal
"So what do I have to do with your people?", she asked.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:46 pm
by quirky
*still eyeing food processor suspiciously* "Well...we're asparagus...so we'll just....hang around...I guess."
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:48 pm
by Happygal
Ok, we could play Twister if you want?
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:57 pm
by quirky
"Why don't we play hide and go seek....you know where there is a great hiding space?"
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:36 am
by Happygal
Yeah, lets do that. But the others can't know about the hiding spot.
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:19 am
by quirky
"They'll never find you there in the food processor!"
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:45 am
by Happygal
But what if they acidentally(sp) turn it on?
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:17 am
by quirky
"Let's play a game called 'How many asparagi will fit in the food processor?"
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:03 am
by Laura Laing
quirky wrote:"Let's play a game called 'How many asparagi will fit in the food processor?"
Are we dealing with the entire stalk or just the tips?