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Learn while Jim Carrey teaches
Marvel at how far he reaches
One hour before
Don't eat one bite more
Or you'll be eaten by Lacramose leaches.

I am sad to announce that it seems,
I must dim the poetic high beams.
Last night in the bed,
Swimming round in my head,
Were the jimericks just crowding my dreams.

that one rocks Quirky...........'way to go!!'...........

ok..........

I'm having a really bad day....
The skies seem cloudy and grey
my mind is a muddle
my thoughts in a fuddle
my hair is turning to grey....(not yet!!)

I'll sit alone in the house........
Antisocial, and quiet as a mouse,
I'll hide from the phone,
and think here alone,
Just trying to work it all out.....

Tommorrow the skies will seem blue
and i'll find new things to do
they'll fill up the gap
made of hurt and of crap
the pain of the old and the new.

Fluffy

Awww....that one was SAD.

You should do what I'm doing. I'm making homemade cream of mushroom soup. Right now I have a sort of fungal broth. That doesn't sound so appetizing does it? But...it is...or at least it will be later when I add the good stuff.

lol................a friend of mine thought he'd make some homemade mushroom soup...........but instead of cooking the mushrooms and onions first he chopped them up and mixed them with milk..............he thought if he boiled the mixture he'd have perfect cream of mushroom soup..........but what he really made was a hot onion and mushroom milkshake.............. .............yuk.........

Another friend is a mycobiologist and spends his whole life with his mushrooms.............AAAAhhhh........all part of lifes rich tapestry

fluffs

another ditty then off to beddy........lol

There was a young vicar from Bath,
who decided to have a big laugh,
He stripped in the vestry
right down to his vesty
....and danced merrily up the path.........

fluffy

You Guys are doing excellent! Everyones definately improved!! Keep up the good work!

ok.....i'm not good at poetry...but here we go...

Ace, He's on the case
The police think he's a disgrace,
Ventura wore a tootoo,
But to get a lead, what would you do,

Einhorn went off and ran,
Ace soon found out that she was man,
The police started liking Ace,
"Alrighty Then", It's time for another case.

now children and tonight we are going to learn all about ambic perameter.....lol

Ok the key to a lymeric is this...........

each stanza consists of 5 lines.........

lines 1, 2 and 5 end on a rhyming sound.......ie dog, bog, fog

lines 3 and 4 end on a different rhyming sound from 1,2 and 5.....but 3 and 4 sound alike such as wet and bet.....

another way to code it is make lines 1, 2 and 5- A
3 and 4-B
so a lymeric is AABBA...............WHOO HOO..........!!let's hear it for Waterloo.......

now go forth and rhyme my little Jimerick protegees............

Fluffy........

This is getting really good. I'm just glad other people are posting. KEEP GOING!!!!

Jim_is_awesome, your poem is really good.....

Third-grader series continues.......

Jim is as Jim does
And does he has cuz
Works he
Sincerely
Creates things wondrous
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Ace at the helm, lets the fun flow
Ipkiss puts the mask, dances on his toe
Bruce isn't almighty
But laughter is tax-free
Tune in to hilarity on the Jimerick Show
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Oh man...ever pull up the "post a reply" box and have no idea what to say?

Well...then you know how I feel.

Right now I'm trying to draw on the power.

Ok.

I feel that the pressure is on
Some people write Jimericks till dawn
When it's 10 o'clock here
The sun's up in Algiers
And the muses have me for a pawn.

A Poem on ESOTSM.....

Overwhelmed by conflicted mundane says
Two hearts once inseparable, part ways

Hurt and tears turn to impulsiveness, one pays
Repent and rent in drug induced haze

Groping for vestiges of once blissful days
Its the memory not love that you eraze

They meet again, unknown but familiar gaze
To learn and love, not End in Preface ?
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Neeta. That's quite cool. You invented a word. I LOVE it when people invent words!