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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:58 pm
by fluffy
and ate some carrots instead
fluffy
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:37 pm
by Jimenem
When all of a sudden that darn elephant grabs me with his trunk. I yell "Goldarnit elephant! What do you want!" You know what he said? He said "I-i need about treefiddy"
"Tree Fiddy!!" I yelled. I couldn't give him treefiddy because I only had a dollar! So I gave him a dollar . . . BIG MISTAKE!
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:18 pm
by Happygal
He got really mad and shook me. He shook me so hard, he gave me whiplash.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:12 am
by quirky
So I took my buck back. No one likes an ungrateful pachyderm.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:00 am
by Happygal
He was so mad, he went on a rampage!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:46 pm
by jimlover
Then he started to dance on my wooden floor.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:33 pm
by jimliker
he danced so hard that the wodden floor cracked!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:36 pm
by quirky
I said, "That's it! I'm calling Animal Control."
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:28 pm
by fluffy
And in walked Walter Sparrow, carreying a grappler........
fluffy
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:19 pm
by Jimenem
Closely followed by Ace Ventura. . . pet detective.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:41 pm
by Happygal
When I saw Ace, I just couldn't believe my eyes.
Then, he came up to me.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:49 pm
by quirky
He turned around bent over and said, "Elephants are too big for me to handle."
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:21 pm
by Happygal
It was like I died and went to heaven. So I told him, "You can handle anything, your Ace Ventura, the one and only."
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:31 pm
by Laura Laing
"I know you've handled rinos before, so I'm sure you can handle an elephant". "PPPPPLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE help"!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:04 pm
by Happygal
Ace thought about this for awhile then said, "You know what? Your right. I'm Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. So, how much to get this elephant out of your house?"