I don't think sobriety tests are all that fair here. One time this guy was asked if he could say the alphabet backwards!!! Hell I can't even do that sober!
"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." JC
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Sobriety test... not a bad idea! Breathalizer is fine for me, since I don't drink. If I do, its a really long walk before I drive, or hail a cab. I actually like the cab ride idea best.